Before there were stars, the Great Cat spun through the cosmos with his bowl of tuna.**
At first the Great Cat was content because he was the First, the Most Important, and the Only. But then he realised his tuna had been sitting in his bowl for more than an hour and was no longer edible, and it didn’t move when he felt like playing.
So he created the earth and made mice to run across it and get eaten.
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