I love reading blog posts that give advice. If I’m already taking the advice I feel smug I’m doing things right, and if I’m not I feel like a daring rebel.
Either way, win!
I once read some advice that if you take a break from blogging and then return you shouldn’t draw attention to the fact you’ve been away. Just continue posting as you were, and most people won’t notice you were gone.
Uh, I think in this case that ship has not only sailed, it’s been eaten by a kraken.
So yes, I’ve been away, and the elephants have carried the world on through the void, as elephants are wont to do.
Here are a few other things that happened, which I know about because they happened to me, I read about them (everything you read online is true, remember?), or I made them up.
I probably didn’t make them up.
1. I missed talking with so many cool writer friends online. Rating: one wretched unicorn sobbing a pool of tears
2. More people bought Colleen Hoover’s books than bought the Bible. Rating: awesome if you’re her, rubbish if you suffer from serious writer envyContinue reading “Good and bad things that happened while I was away”