I’m taking a holiday at home, but don’t you dare call it a staycation. If I didn’t want to spend time at home I wouldn’t live here.
I have one more week of work and then I’m taking four weeks of annual leave.
When I tell people they inevitably ask, “Where are you going?”
“I’m going home.”
“You’re not going away anywhere?”
“Ah, you’re having a staycation.”