A crazy cat lady* is a person who has cats** instead of children (or as well as children), dotes on them to the extent of rearranging her house and her life around them, and has much more important things to do than brush her hair.
* In a gender-non-specific sense
** Experts have not yet reached a consensus over whether one cat is sufficient to make a crazy cat lady.
A crazy cat lady has fur on her clothes and knows better than to leave an unattended glass of water on the table.
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